Betty, after all, is the “nice” one. She makes Archie cookies and helps him with his homework and does charity-type things and doesn’t gripe about being kind of poor. Plus, let’s face it: she’s smoking hot. Why wouldn’t Archie want to marry Betty?

The answer is simple.

Betty Cooper is motherfucking psycho bugfuck crazy.

via john rogers' twitter. i haven't read archie in years, didn't remember it being quite this...insane.

Jeremy Jacobs said he expects the 2009-10 Winter Classic to be played at Fenway Park, although the league will not confirm it until July. "Everything I've seen acts like and smells like it's going to be in Boston," said Jacobs. "I don't know anybody else that's gone through the process like we've gone through. Traditionally, the league announces it in July. It's probably going to be the biggest Classic." Jacobs said the organization would only be able to accommodate season ticket holders for the outdoor game.

Only season ticket holders, indeed. Let's do the math here (capacity #s come from wikipedia)...

Fenway seats 37,400 for night games. The Garden seats 17,565 for hockey games. That means that, before they even think about adding field-level seating around the rink, there's room for roughly 20,000 more people than can fit in the Garden.

Jacobs is a lying shit.